January 31, 2007

12 things Confucius would have said today about …

Perspective

 

  1. Man who learns from rabbit soon run from fox

 

Obesity

 

  1. Heavy man who sits on chair soon find himself on floor

 

Reality

 

  1. Person who eats more food never become less hungry

 

Vision

 

  1. Ant trapped in sand soon find way to water.

 

Opinion

 

  1. A suit in water on sunny day [rapidly] called wet suit

 

Problem Solving

 

  1. Simple stories often explain complex rules

 

Debt

 

  1. A fish out of water soon become fish in plate.

 

Procrastination

 

  1. A drop of rain not stopped soon become puddle

 

Travel

 

  1. Ant in water bad, Ant on land good, Ant in air is nowhere.

 

The Meaning of Life

 

  1.  Man goes to war, escape with life, Man stay at home – he died.

 

Maximising Time

 

  1.  The clock has eyes – they keep looking at me

 

Punctuality

 

  1.  Fly and Turtle left house, turtle got home first

 

 
Have a nice day!

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