Dad says to mum when he cannot take out the trash that the "dog" chewed my slippers..

Mum says the "dog" pulled the clothes off the line and shred them when Dad asks for his favorite new shirt..

Big Sister says  the "dog" messed up the bed when Mum walks into her room and notices that it looks like a tornado has just swept through..

Little Bro says the "dog" pulled the table cloth off the dinning table, scattering the night's dinner all over the place..

The neighbour coming over to visit notices the scratch marks on the back of the door and immedidately assumes - you guessed right  the "dog" did it.

The Goverment - well at least here in Holland levy "Dog Taxes"..

So my question is what on earth did the Dog do?

I'll tell you.. the dog was just being a dog!

So next time you are questioned, laughed at, or even avoided, just remember that

You are only being the best in the world at something and that is just being YOU!